THE 'END' OF THE WORLD

 

"The end is near," says 1, 000, 000, 000 people on Earth

 

Nostradamus predictions have gone viral on the internet and social networking sites made me want to kill myself because of the overrated comments and interpretations the forecasts have set.

 

People: It is now December 22 and I am having a sandwich. Shoutout to the Mayans for creating the longest-running practical joke in history.

People have called the apocalypse "The Most Unpunctual Apocalypse Ever."

There was even a twitter post that looked like this:

Well, that escalated quickly

Netizens sure are hilarious!

 

Anyway, my apocalypse:

the world ended because one piece film z was only open for japan like what was i expecting i am so mad i am typing without punctuation marks yes i am hopeless fuck fuck fuck

 

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  1. mandarsal

    howz it tagged to want sex lol

    December 26, 2012
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    2. luffypirateking

      lmao to attract readers like you!

      June 19, 2013